Prompt: #32 by lillianlockhart
Summary: Ron convinces Harry to join a muggle cooking class. When Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle show up, things get a little sticky.
Rating: NC-17 | explicit
Word Count: 9.6k
Author's Notes: Firstly, big ups to my beta/rideordie Helen for dealing with me constantly overthinking/complaining/changing things while writing this. Secondly, I hope this is what you were looking for lillianlockhart when you submitted the prompt and also sorry for essentially using your prompt as the summary, haha. Lastly, I tried to keep this as angst free as humanly possible but idk if it worked and I'm sorry.
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