Prompt: # 33 (Harry fake-dates Draco to stop people from asking him out. But what Harry doesn't know is that upon accepting the fake boyfriend position, Draco has been constantly fending off poison and death threats and attacks etc.)
Summary: Draco Malfoy has exciting plans for his life. He will:
- save the Auror Department from themselves
- complete his Beautification potion
- apply for the Unspeakables
- be accepted to the Unspeakables
- manipulate Harry to become his lover.
Things don't happen in that order, but it's still very exciting.
Word Count: ~14,000
Author's Notes: Betaed by K
(September 2002-January 2003: Fake Dating Service Agreement Between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy)