Tags: genre: humour


DTH PODFIC: Last City, read by Ashiiblack, written by Zeitgeistic (NC-17)

Title: Last City
Author: zeitgeistic
Reader: ashiiblack
Author's Summary: Twenty-four Twenty-three men, six cities, and one unusual sexual requirement.
Link to Story: Last City
Rating: Explicit
Warning(s): None
Length: 2:32:40 hours
Download Link(s): Google Drive | mediafire
Reader's Notes: Thank you so much to zeitgeistic for permission to record this fic! This is a fic I re-read whenever I'm sick or sad. It's got a perfect mix of humor and angst -- hopefully, I captured the essence! Music featured in this podfic is taken from artists from each country/city they travel to, so hopefully you enjoy!

Click on cover to get to the podfic on AO3.


FIC: Will Reaper (NC-17)

Title: Will Reaper
Author: roxannepackard
Prompt: #76 by ustorycollector
Summary: Harry goes undercover to a wedding in order to catch smugglers of dark artifacts, only for the fates to mess with him by accidentally bonding him to Draco sodding Malfoy of all people!
Rating: NC-17
Warning | Content Notes: accidental bonding, Auror!fic
Word Count: 21514

( Will Reaper )


FIC: The Great British F*ck-Off (NC-17)

Title: The Great British F*ck-Off
Author: bangyababy
Prompt: #32 by lillianlockhart
Summary: Ron convinces Harry to join a muggle cooking class. When Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle show up, things get a little sticky.
Rating: NC-17 | explicit
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 9.6k
Author's Notes: Firstly, big ups to my beta/rideordie Helen for dealing with me constantly overthinking/complaining/changing things while writing this. Secondly, I hope this is what you were looking for lillianlockhart when you submitted the prompt and also sorry for essentially using your prompt as the summary, haha. Lastly, I tried to keep this as angst free as humanly possible but idk if it worked and I'm sorry.

( The Great British F*ck-Off )


FIC: One Big Misunderstanding (NC-17)

Title: One Big Misunderstanding
Author: agentmoppet
Prompt: #40 by lyanna
Harry and Blaise are dating. Cue Draco rueing the day he ever introduced the two of them.
Summary: Draco will be the first to admit that his choices aren't particularly clever, expecially when they involve Potter, but this has to be the worst one yet.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Mild Dom/Sub tones. Light praise!kink. Light bondage. (Also Pining!Draco, Office Sex, and Auror Partners)
Word Count: 6.8k
Author's Notes: Hope you enjoy this one, lyanna :) It was a lot of fun to write! All the thanks and love to @decanthrope for not only being an excellent beta, but for supporting me in taking over this prompt as a pinch hitter right at the end of the fest and supplying me with 500 plot ideas.

( One Big Misunderstanding )


FIC: Plenty of Wits, Plenty of Squids (G)

Title: Plenty of Wits, Plenty of Squids
Author: sausaged
Prompt: #2
Summary: Lucius just wants Draco to be happy. And if Draco wants Harry Potter, Lucius will get him Harry Potter.
Rating: G
Warning(s): AU – alive!James and alive!Sirius.
Word Count: approx. 4200
Author's Notes: i'm sorry for always being such a dirty liar. and I hope the prompter will enjoy!! thank you to my dearest vaysh (again)!!

( Plenty of Wits, Plenty of Squids )

FIC: His to Command (NC-17)

Title: His to Command
Author: gracerene
Prompt: #65
Summary: Harry's new hobby provides some interesting inspiration.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): established relationship, background Ron/Hermione, blindfolds, light D/s, light bondage, failed sexperiments, blowjobs, anal sex
Word Count: ~3,700
Author's Notes: I wanted an appropriately dramatic title to go with the prompt, and I had fun browsing through D/s romance titles trying to find one that I could stomach. ;) In the end, this fantasy m/m/f title was the winner.
Oodles of thanks to my betas! ♥

( His to Command )

FIC: Draco Malfoy, Vampire Hunter (NC-17)

Title: Draco Malfoy, Vampire Hunter
Author: themightyflynn
Prompt: #39
Summary: Being used as a distraction for an angry vampire was not high on Draco's list of things to experience before he died, but he honestly didn’t have a better plan.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Vampires
Word Count: 3,824
Author's Notes: I have borrowed vampire lore from all over, since we don’t know much about vampires in HP. gracerene, this is based only loosely on your prompt, but I hope you like it anyway.

( Draco Malfoy, Vampire Hunter )

FIC: I'll Be Good For You (NC-17)

Title: I'll Be Good For You
Author: burnin_up_a_sun
Prompt: #120
Summary: Potter and Malfoy (and workmates) pose naked for a calendar for a good cause. Snark, Banter and UST ensue.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): cursing
Word Count: 7,270
Author's Notes: I hope the original prompter enjoys the fic. I think I hit all the high points. :D

( I'll Be Good For You )

FIC: Newts (NC-17)

Title: Newts
Author: astolat
Prompt: #1
Summary: "I’m twenty-eight!" Harry said. "I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?"
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): CNTW but no warnings as far as I can tell.
Word Count: 13,760
Author's Notes: With many thanks to L & C for beta!

( Newts )

FIC: Painting Potter's Portrait (NC-17)

Title: Painting Potter's Portrait
Author: gamerkuro
Prompt: # 17
Summary: When a painting of Harry and Malfoy doing the 'afternoon delight' makes an appearance at the Ministry. Harry makes it his personal duty to chase down the artist who drew this...disgusting...piece of art. Enter Draco Malfoy who also sees the painting as a personal affront and decides to join Harry in search of the painting and it's artist.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Slight Bdsm and Mpreg mentioned (on portraits)
Word Count: 10,210 words

( Painting Potter's Portrait )